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The hot/crazy Scale

What it is and why it even might save your life. A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot. If shes crazy she has to be hot,  if shes really crazy she has to be really hot. As long as a girl is above the “Vickie Mendoza Diagonal” she is approved for [...]

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Quotes

• “I’ve done so much good today I’ve got like I got a soul boner” #
• “I am the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys” #
• “Every year I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I can have a second chance to make a first impression” #
• “You know what I love about Halloween, it’s the one night in the year chicks use to unleash their inner hoe-bag” #
• “There are only two reasons to ever date a girl you’ve already dated: Breast, Implants.” #